This bedwettingly beautiful trio of temptresses (according to the bill at La Cage Aux Folles West) are among the drag world's biggest celebrities, Betty even making it to the final four on RuPaul's Drag Race season one, but losing out due to the unfortunate gourd incident.

They're sassy, sexy, sophisticated, but nothing could have prepared them for the surprises and horrors of Zarnesti: vampires ... monsters ... and women wearing flats with long skirts.