Manly Prince Marku has the good looks and suave manners of Brad Pitt and George Clooney rolled into one, or so everyone's told him, at least. After all, he's one of the rare royals left who hasn't either lost their mind due to genetic inbreeding, or been abducted by vampires. He's a bit of a ladies man with a preference for thick-waisted brunettes, and though manifestly a coward, at least he's an honest one.